बुधवार, 21 अप्रैल 2010

एक साक्षात्कार ऐसा भी

"नेट" पर एक साक्षात्कार में शामिल होने का अवसर मिला। आप भी आनंद लीजिए :

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P। SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P। SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P। SIR


OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P। SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P। SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P। SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P। SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE। ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR॥?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE

6 टिप्‍पणियां:

P.N. Subramanian ने कहा…

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Vivek Rastogi ने कहा…

MP सर

Shekhar Kumawat ने कहा…

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shekhar kumawat


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भारतीय नागरिक - Indian Citizen ने कहा…

ये बन्दा तो कमाल है..

राज भाटिय़ा ने कहा…

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हा हा.
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